Bring it Bitches - Transcript
Dec. 30th, 2010 05:59 amTrascript:
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estarashirai, modified and spoken by me.
Step back haters, because this is Zevran. Do you think your character has a sob story? Well shut the fuck up! Because I own your ass and I'm going to tap it! I'm going to get all up in that sweet ass and - oh. Right. Sob story.
So, my dad was some loser knife ear from Antiva where they can't even pick a motherfucking accent until they decide if they're mafia or Russian mob. He died of some nasty ass disease, so my whore mother took up goddamned pregnant whoring because you can't go back to the Dalish after that shit. And then she died giving birth to this much fucking awesome that I am, so I grew up with the whores. At least until they sold my sweet elven ass to the Crows, who tortured the fucking shit out of me and then gave me knives. Which I used which I used to kill my first true fucking love, when she didn't even need killing.
So now, one slip, and instead of fucking Loghain in a pile of money, I'm following your candy-ass around, and soaking up all the hate mail from the phobes. Meanwhile Leliana is up to her neck in hair pies, and Alistair is taking it eight ways to Sunday by m!Cousland in the mods! So fuck you!
No - seriously I will fuck you clear into next week if you want me to. Any race, any origin, any class, any gender, anywhere, any time. How do you like it? I know shit that's not even in the kama fucking sutra, and all of my massages come with release.
SO - bring it the hell on bitches.
Used with permission of
estarashirai, modified and spoken by me.Step back haters, because this is Zevran. Do you think your character has a sob story? Well shut the fuck up! Because I own your ass and I'm going to tap it! I'm going to get all up in that sweet ass and - oh. Right. Sob story.
So, my dad was some loser knife ear from Antiva where they can't even pick a motherfucking accent until they decide if they're mafia or Russian mob. He died of some nasty ass disease, so my whore mother took up goddamned pregnant whoring because you can't go back to the Dalish after that shit. And then she died giving birth to this much fucking awesome that I am, so I grew up with the whores. At least until they sold my sweet elven ass to the Crows, who tortured the fucking shit out of me and then gave me knives. Which I used which I used to kill my first true fucking love, when she didn't even need killing.
So now, one slip, and instead of fucking Loghain in a pile of money, I'm following your candy-ass around, and soaking up all the hate mail from the phobes. Meanwhile Leliana is up to her neck in hair pies, and Alistair is taking it eight ways to Sunday by m!Cousland in the mods! So fuck you!
No - seriously I will fuck you clear into next week if you want me to. Any race, any origin, any class, any gender, anywhere, any time. How do you like it? I know shit that's not even in the kama fucking sutra, and all of my massages come with release.
SO - bring it the hell on bitches.
